screw week
that unique time of year when the college student puts the moves on their close friend of the opposite s-x before summer break in order for a week long s-x binge to occur. the week may be spent with the same partner or multiple partners but the goal is to get as much s-x in as possible before the four month long summer kicks in where opportunity for s-x isn’t as easy as a walk across the dorm hallway.
guy:”so were almost done school and i probably won’t see you before we come back…i was wondering if…”
girl:”yeah sure, make it quick though i gotta get as much s-x in as possible.”
guy:”best screw week ever.”
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