screwball

based off of the ice cream. you work so hard for that chewing gum at the bottom and, after all your hard work, it tastes like sh-t
subst-tute this into life and relations and you get a fairly philosophical meaning to an 89p ice cream.

when you work hard to get a date and eventually, you realise you hate it.
pritesh – ugh, i just spent 2 months reaching for this lauren girl and she’s so clingy and depressing.

josh – dude, you totally just screwballed.
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an idiot who’s insane
that’s one crazy screwball
a babbling or ranting fool
that ranting evangelist sure is a screwball
1: a fool; and idiot; someone who is crazy

2: a type of baseball pitch
1: man, he’s a nice guy but he’s such a screwball sometimes.

2: woah, did you see that screwball?!
a pony loving f-ggot who sucks huge and m-ssive d-ck. he is an -sshole and his first name usually starts with an n. his friends all hate him, and they normally refer to him as a pony f-ggot, as well as spam him over the internet. he likes to eat chips with his mouth open because he is a fat-ss. he has no brothers or sisters because he was adopted by 2 gay russian supermodels. his v-g-n- smells like horse because he is only f-cked by ponies. in fact, that is the only type of p-rn he likes.
screwball: i like to start punching babies in the f-cking face when people start throwing ponies all over the f-cking place, because i love ponies. brony for life.

normal person: shut up you ponyf-cker, n-body likes you.

screwball: i like to eat chips very loudly over teh microphone. they are yummy but not as good as pony d-ck.
a 50/50 mix of powder heroin and powder cocaine. creates the feeling of being in a relaxing warm bathtub mixed with the desire to complete an insurmountable task. this volatile mix is usually mixed into a drink because snorting it is too risky.
guy 1: “i heard that guy over there is selling “screwball”.”
guy 2: “that stuff will mess you up for days.”
screwb-lls means ‘crazy people’.
‘i just met two real screwb-lls’. oddb-lls. fruitcakes. loaf heads.
a real screw up…no reference
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