screwphemism
a euphemism for having s-x.
fairly neutral examples of screwphemisms include: ‘doing it’, ‘making love’, ‘getting some’; and the more marked: ‘laying pipe’, ‘b-mping fuzzies’.
1. when someone uses a word or phrase that makes something clean or appropriate into something dirty or awkward.
2. the opposite of a euphemism.
james: why did you take that biscuit, eat off of it, and then ask if someone wanted it?
david: yeah, i pretty much peed on that tree to show that it was mine.
james: that’s disgusting. i hate you and your screwphemisms.
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