Screwpid
an individual who acts as a cupid for his/her friends but instead ends up scr-w-ng any and every odds of the two being together.
lalaiya : me and chukachukaiya were hitting it off so well until chugaiya showed up and like always, f-cked everything.
jagaiya : he is and shall always remain, a screwpid ! …
lalaiya : word ! …
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