scrod


noun: some one who talks a lot of cr-p, but is way to weak to back it up on the case of a fight.
i’m sick of you, you scrod!
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the past p-ssive pluperperfect of “to screw”
also
fish of the day.
same thing
george realized he had been scrod by the used car dealer
n. in new england, any small, unidentifiable, cheap-quality fish. perhaps from “scrawny cod.”
c.f. fishstick, chowdah
“scrod” is an all-encomp-ssing word much like f-ck. but whereas f-ck is mostly used as your “dirty verb” expressing action, scrod works as your “dirty noun” targeted by the action. it’s quite universal and is most effective when used in a boston-like accent.
shut yer f-ckin’ scrod!
yer nothin’ but a scrod licka!
i will kick you square in the scrod.
yer dad is one scrod-ss bastid.
you derrty scrod.
fer real brah, she said “put it in my scrod.”
that kid is such a scrodder.
if the scrod don’t fit, you must acquit.
that b-tch was scrod-ilicious.

and the list goes on…
1. seafood delicacy, specifically a young cod or haddock, found only in the atlantic ocean off the coast of maine.

2. past pluperfect subjunctive of the verb ‘screw’.
“can you tell me where i can get scrod?”
1. a shorter version of the word “scr-t-m.”

2. a type of fish.

3. the past p-ssive pluperperfect of the verb “to screw.”
i scrod her with a scrod while she tickled my scrod.
noun – the term used to define organic material collected on the b-lls of a male. derived from a concatenation of “scr-t-m” and “sod”, scrod is similar to sm-gm-. the distinguishing factor is the location of the material (scr-t-m vs. p-n-s). scrod can be any combination of human excrement collected on the scr-t-m: s-xual fluids, feces, sweat, or naturally occurring ‘cheese’.
jimmy is so nasty, his b-lls are covered in scrod. i thinks he wipes back and front and didn’t cleanup his junk and he never showers.

eric had to clean his b-lls after he had s-x with missy, because they were covered in scrod.
another name for women or more specifically a woman’s v-g-n-.
sorry dude i am not going to be able to hang out with you tonight, i am going to go trolling for scrod.

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