ScroG

a person who smells like a mixture of toe-cheese and d-ck-cheese, is somewhat of a frog, and enjoys scratching their -ss then sniffing their fingers. a scrog typically doesn’t wash more than once a month and eats more baked beans than is considered possible, hence their horrendous b-tt-gas.
have you noticed how much of a scrog your mother’s been lately?

here is an example of a good looking scrog.
an abbreviation for a cannabis growing technique known as screen of green. when scroging a plant is grow up from underneath a sheet of chickenwire or something similar and using lst (low-stress traing) to bend the growths back down under the wire producing an even canopy of buds.
“i got 2 ounces off my first scrog!”
dirty. rancid, foul s-x that falls beneath the level of f-cking. debasing s-x that uses the other party.
after he scrogged her he rolled over and asked, “are you still here?”
to have down and dirty s-xual intercourse.
man, craig and i are so gonna scrog when he gets home!

i haven’t scrogged in three days, my nerves are shot!
noun. a hybrid fecal matter/s-m-n paste that is excreted from a man or woman’s -n-s after a man has -j-c-l-t-d inside of said persons -n-s.
1. jim cleaned up the scrog that cindy had inadvertently squirted onto his couch after they engaged in unprotected -n-l s-x.

2. why don’t you go chug a mug of scrog?

3. alex and bob used a condom to avoid a situation that may lead to a scrog related mess.
aggressive (often drunken) s-x characterized by the sound of bodies slapping together, a general lack of traditional tender romance, and licentious screams of “oh baby” and “do you like that” and “f-ck me harder, sergeant!”

or what we did in chris’s bathroom and living room after he told us not to.
“now don’t you two do any scrogging in my house”
-chris
v. intr – to f-ck vigourously.

from the greek for ‘placing ones stalk into 1″ holes’ it has been widespread and frequently used among web heads.
jim will scrog his hand all night, and all day. jen is getting scrogged on a beach.

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