Scrooche cream
alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scr-t-m and guiche (collectively ‘scrooche’) on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available – to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.
note: burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.
hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:
hiker 1: ‘ohhh man p-ss the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated’
hiker 2: ‘ wouldn’t want anything growing down there’
hiker 1: ‘ohhh f-ck. the burnnnnnnnnn’
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