Scropes
a rare p-n-s rash developed from excessive b-tt s-x.
bobby: “wow, dan. what’s up with your d-ck?
dan: “i don’t know, bobby, muh b-ttsecs brutha! i think it might be scropes.”
bobby: “oh, wow, dan. i’m sorry. i just can’t help myself.”
dan: “it’s ok, baby. i’ll put up with anything for you! just put your -ss on my d-ck!” 😉
bobby: -sits on dan’s d-ck.-
“oh, dan! dan! ugh, ugh, ugh!”
dan: “oh, bobby! it’s so good!”
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yuppppp.
:d
to scoop and grope someone simultaneously
i scroped surub so hard he became permanently scarred and had to undergo counseling
a made up word that sounds vile, but actually means ‘your pet cactus deserves plenty of goggles’.
“dude, i totally scroped your mom last night.”
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