scrotch on the rocks


when you spill your scotch on your lap and freeze your rocks
excited jumping up to greet someone and forgetting that you had a drink between your legs

the person you greet exclaims ‘ d-mn, looks like you got total scrotch on the rocks, comrade!’ (and of course your comrade and half the club laugh hysterically while your rocks recede painfully up into your chest)

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