scrote-mugging
the act of placing your sweaty ball-sack on the rim your evil, micro-managing bosses coffee mug. must be done immediately prior to the above mentioned boss having a drink (ie. no credit if the mug gets washed). also preferably leaving some trace of duck b-tter for visual verification.
manslave #1: dude, the boss just stepped out and i’m going scr-t–mugging.
manslave #2: no way? didn’t you just go jogging on your lunch break too? oh wait, here he comes now!
evil-boss (pouring coffee into his mug and slowly sipping): hey guys, what are you working on? mmmm, this coffee sure tastes salty today. let’s have a meeting to go over what you did this morning.
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