Scroterbating
to neglect the shaft suring m-st-rb-t–n. this ancient egyption masterbating technique originated in 743 bc when the pharaoh noticed a large genital wart on the shaft of his p-n-s. he wanted to let a load loose, but he was scared to touch his shaft after noticing the wart. so scr-t-rbating was born! here’s how you do it:
1. gently m-ssage the bottom of your scr-t-m to induce an erection.
2. once erect, the shaft will be out of the way. this allows for intimate ‘hand-to-ball’ stimulation.
3. this is a slow and gentle procedure, you can gently start m-ssaging your scr-t-m using lube and toys, if you like.
4. eventually the sensation will grow to an almost -rg-smic feeling, your scr-t-m will swell up and turn a reddish-purple colour (like a plum).
5. don’t be scared! this is normal, at this point you should simply focus on the area just below the base of the shaft. do this for 15-25 seconds.
6. after at least 15 seconds of stimulation below the shaft, squeeze your scr-t-m and bust like the champ you know you are. (keep in mind that you’re going to get yogurt everywhere, this is a male g-spot -rg-sm).
man my boyfriend was scr-t-rbating while i was sleeping last night, he got yogurt all over me!
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