Scrotulism
when one, or both, t-st-cl-s are -j-c-l-t-d during -rg-sm. there is no way to predict the disease as there are no warning symptoms however doctors at johns hopkins believe that concentrating on less stimulating imagery while masturbating can greatly reduce the chances of this happening (eg: a gardening magazine). there is, as of yet, no cure although it is manageable. a catheter is inserted between the t-st-cl-s into the urethra to facilitate more accurate urination and a small prosthetic scr-t-m can be used to protect the exposed t-st-cl-s. salt should not be applied to exposed t-st-cl- tissue.
patient: 911? my b-lls have just come out the end of my d-ck!!!
911 operator: it’s scrotulism sir. a doctor will be with you shortly.
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