Scrotum-floatem
a bar game whereby contestants rub ice cubes on their genitalia (usually ball sack, s-x permitting) then tries to throw it in such a manor as it lands in the gl-ss of another. points are awarded (acc-mulatively) for:
1. the act of throwing the cube itself (1 point);
2. a successful delivery (2 points);
2. a successful delivery into the intended recipient’s gl-ss (2 points);
3. the recipient not noticing (3 points);
4. the person drinking, post act (5 points).
“i was just splashed by something landing in my gl-ss!”
“don’t drink it bro, there’s probably a game of scr-t-m-floatem going on. quick, take your pants off and rub this ice cube on yourself.”
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