scrotum scales
when flakes of dry v-g-n-l juices fall off the scr-t-m, like dry skin, after an excessively long night of hogging ogres. also, scr-t-m scales may occur if you j-zz on your b-lls while masturbating, and forget to clean them off properly.
1. dude, it looks like my b-lls belong in the reptilian family. they have scales!!!!!
roach – yo, i f-cked barbie last night. its like her p-ssy sprung a leak all over my b-lls.
greg – dude, thats f-ckin bangin!
roach – not really.. now i have scr-t-m scales.
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