Scrub monkey


usually poor, lacking effort, desire or ability to improve their living conditions or economic status. a scrub monkey often haa a refrigerator in their yard along with broken lawn mowers, chickens and old bicycles, sometimes a rusted out 72 camaro up on concrete blocks.
those scrub monkeys live on the county line in that run down trailer with all the junk in their yard.

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