scruffletruffle
(v.) to jam ones hand into a toaster and consequently travel back in time; to bamboozle and/or thieve ones kidneys
rufus was eaten by a t-rex after he had a bout with the toaster and scruffletruffled; jane scruffletruffled john’s kidney, after he punched hers
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