scrum

a group of penguins
or
an offense manouver in rugby
or
a certain set of computer software tools
penguins in scrums are fun to watch

the team’s scrum helped them score

i used scrum to do some computer stuff
the act of jacking it while doing a sh-t. it is said to be the ultimate body relief.
michael: luke you look so relaxed.
luke: yeah i just had a scrum
n. central activity in rugby football. sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. face-kicking, ear-biting and scr-t-m-b-tting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. a call of “not in straight” results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sn-gg-rs while a call of “push over try” results in jubilation and moist scrum down.
scrum! white! there’s your mark! crouch! touch! pause! engage!

is that referee high on something? the match hasn’t started!
a derogatory name that combines a scrub and a b-m, or scrot and sc-m, or any combination there in; orginitied in a sf safeway.
the negro woman angrily replied, “naw n-gg-, i aint no scrum, n-gg-,” into her cel phone at the crowded safeway.
skating, crying, raging and c-mming all at once
randy went to go scrum
1. the xp term for a daily gathering of engineers to discuss the days work.
2. the stimulating drink made as a shot from a rung out sponge that has previously been insterted into ones r-ct-m.
“hey dude, you want a shot of scrum?”
“f-ck yeah man!!!”
the combination of scotch and rum typically mixed with either c-ke or dry. it can also be consumed straight as a shot or over ice.
last night i had a scrum or two which caused me to lose my pants.