scrumdiddlyblumpkin


a blumpkin that is performed whilst one or both of the partic-p-nts is/are role playing as w-lly wonka characters, most notably oompa loompas.
guy 1: dude did you hit that last night?

guy 2: yeah, she totally gave me a scrumdiddlyblumpkin. but now my d-ck is starting to swell up like a blueberry, and there’s orange body paint all over my toilet.

guy 1: d-mn…

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