scrummer
a scrummer can also be called a b-m, but a high cl-ss b-m at that. a scrummer is one who wakes up after 11 oclock on a regulaar basis ( weekends and vacations), one who would rock sweatpants regualrly, otfen times with timberland boots. aka scrumberlands, who don’t feel like spending the extra 3 $ on “good beer”. a scrummer will usualy never turn down a lip, and will find enjoyment in watching tv for more than 2 hours a day, in their sweaatpants. so here’s to you scrummers. god bless
look at that scrummer at school wearin sweatpants and scrumberlands.
the words scrumptious and yummy had s-x and scrummers is their love-child. not only a descriptive of that which is ultimately delicious to the mouth, but an exclamation of certain gays upon encountering a particularly hunky man, usually accompanied by an agitation of hands and said with a squeal.
“oh looky over there, ms. thang! break me off a piece of that man-cake. somebody’s been working out. that is one stud that i find scrummers!”, or, “the disguised food critic caused all the patrons of the restaurant to turn around ogle when he screached, ‘scrummers!’ over the lard pie he had just tasted.”
Read Also:
- loot bagging
when you go out to the bar and don’t have to pay for any drinks i went out last night and i was totally loot bagging,
- Scrwled
when a hobo has a scab on her mysterious lady parts from eating too much strudel. “wow! look at the scrwled on that crack-wh-r-!”
- Loot Day
a holiday near the end of december when atheists and agnostics exchange gifts, or receive gifts from religious relatives. hey, are you doing anything for christmas this year? nah i’m agnostic, i don’t celebrate christmas, i am having a loot day party though. atheist children get presents day
- cum-demon
a demon of c-m. as in a p-n-s c-m demon. p-n-s c-m-demons! or amg p-n-s c-m-demons.
- lionel richie
man who sang “all night long”. very interesting song. african beat. i listened to all night long by lionel richie all night long while i was doing the dirty all night long. 1. probably the reason you were born in the 80’s outside of cocaine. singer, composer, just amazing performer. he was with the commodores […]