scrump
screw + hump = scrump
do you wanna go behind the bleachers and scrump
(noun) a doll created by lilo in the movie lilo and st-tch.
“this is scrump! i made her myself!”
to steal apples
lets go a’scrumpin!
to have convenient s-x; usually brief and decidedly unromantic; uncontentious and often with a friend or an indifferent ex.; could be laden with guilt, but isn’t;
we lived on the same floor freshman year, sometimes down to scrump when other plans failed.
to steal apples
let’s go scrump behind the woodshed!
a male or female who has no clue. completely out of the loop on life and helpless. one who lacks confidence/success/carisma/hygene/common sense. needs direction.
he went to the gym today with holes all in his socks…what a scrump!
my husband has skidmarks in his underwear, so scrumpy.
a cross between screw and hump….”scrump.”
i really like to scrump.
i would really like to scrump!
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