Scrumplet
a small, yet attractive, person.
1. “i only eat snozc-mbers and drink frobscottle…but, my little scrumplet, you must help me save the world’s chidlers from the bad giants.” original source: roald dahl’s big friendly giant.
2. “did you see the scrumplet over by the swimming pool?”
a small ball of fecal matter that gets caught in your pubic hair when you p–p.
sorry i took so long in the bathroom. i had a scrumplet situation.
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