Scrunion

refers to a female’s luscious -ss. applicable to jailbait, sorority sl-ts, milfs and possibly even gmilfs for some of the more dsisturbed members of our society.
1.) jim: i love when alexis wears those spandex workout pants…

joe: yeah, you totally get a great view of her scrunion!

2.) man, cathy’s -ss is scrun-diggly-umptious!
a small cute furry animal that is naughty by nature.
tom said to his girlfriend “you’re such a little scrunion:)”
slang for male t-st-cl-s (commonly used in australia)
found a lump in my scrunions last night in the shower
the build up of sweat and mositure that acc-mulates between the -n-s and scr-t-m/v-g-n- – usually occuring in people who do not bathe regularly.
“i would have gon down on her, but there was waaay too much scrunion”
that area of skin located behind a mans scr-t-m but no further beyond his -n-s.
john had an itchy scrunion so he asked mike g if he could scratch it for him.
a girl who attends a dance only dancing in a circle with her group of friends, also scrunions. guys can only penetrate this circle by -ssociation while all others are blocked or flat out ignore it.

a typical scrunion house party consists of watching/singing along with disney movies, playing board games, tickle fights, dress up, and awful dance offs.
i wanted to go dance with my girlfriend, but she was already dancing with her fellow scrunions.

matt was caking on this scrunion, arielle, at prom, but her other scrunions whisked her away for a dance off.
a cross between scrunt & onion, basically an insult not directly aimed at a person
turners’s a scrunion