Scudder


crazy annoying old person. one who gets on your case to do what you said you were going to do, but never actually did.
my dad is a crazy old scudder.
a very s-xy woman, who at first glance might not catch your eye, but underneath her casual attire has the body of marilyn monroe. something about this otherwise plain woman, draws men to her, causing them to pace back and forth, not knowing what the heck hit them, as their hearts skip a beat. this woman, when looked at closely, has the body of a voluptuous cl-ssic beauty, and has eyes that say she will rip a man’s clothes off. a scudder has no idea of her s-xiness, which drives men crazy. sometimes called krunk. scudders can easily hang out with the guys, and flirt effortlessly with men, which makes women very angry and jealous, even though a scudder is not strikingly pretty at first glance
“i never noticed her, but then i looked closely and she scudded my heart. she’s a scudder.”

“she’s a scudder, cuz the b-tch scudded my heart.”

“she’s such a scudder, what do men find about her that’s attractive?”
while releasing explosive or semi explosive diarrhea, scudders are the drops of feces that hit and stay above the water line in the bowl.
wow, whatever i ate yesterday gave me a wicked case of the scudders!!!
a scudder is a creepy or irritating person that causes an intense feeling of unease or distress in those around them. scudders can be male, female or somewhere in between, but one thing all scudders have in common is the hungry – almost feral – look in their eyes as they invade your personal sp-ce, making you feel like the walls are slowly closing in, and will crush you if you don’t accept their love. oblivious to the effect they have on their prey, scudders can be rather difficult to disengage. many scudders require either brute force or brutal honesty before they’ll fade… but they never disappear completely.
the boy that stalked me from cl-ss to cl-ss last year is such a scudder.

my scudder neighbor was peeping in my windows last night.

is it too scuddery to say i love you? ’cause i freaking love you.
a person with poor hygiene, one that does not bathe regularly. crusty, dirty, gross. matted hair. bad breath, gross teeth.

feeling dirty and looking like garbage.
“i feel like such a scudder since i’ve been sick and haven’t bothered to shower in three days.”

“look at that crusty dirt crawling up his neck, what a scudder.”
a flapping -n-s fart where some sh-t scud is released and gives your underwears a scud streek which resembles the look of a skid mark of a bicycle.
i couldn’t hold it in so i scuddered in my pants.
everyone knows a girl like this . term used for a ridiculously thick and annoying female . cannot handle her drink – will claim it was spiked , cannot spell to save her life , will generally cling on to her boyfriends mates even after theyve split up , is pathetically glued to facebook and will appear in the friends lists of any guy you attempt to date , will embarr-ss you at any fancy dress party with a lame costume for example a b-mblebee or also will embarr-ss you on any average night out with a white shirt and brown beads , dosent take hints at all , never ventures out of local areas for drinking , regulary steals pencils and is in general a complete loser
lauren scudder , i f-cking hate that scudder , erghhh scudder

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