Scumble
scottish mumble. the unintelligible dialect of a scottish person who, tragically, also mumbles.
could you understand a word he just said?
no, it was all just sc-mble to me.
the words fumble and scramble together … only happens in football (or pro evo) when somebody ‘fumbles’ the ball in the box and when there is a ‘scramble’ for the ball so a sc-mble is formed
oisin: sh-t the keeper dropped the ball
cian:come on get the ball
— defender clears ball —
oisin: wat a sc-mble
cian: got lucky ya c-nt
sc-m + crumble. sc-mbles are gross (unknown) crumbs of goo. unlike a cookie crumb, which isn’t disgusting.
“ewww, be careful, there’s a sc-mble right there …”
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