Scurpies
a mix between scurvy and herpes. mostly carried by pirates, and because the only pirates left on the planet are asian or somalian, they are the only ones who are susceptible to it.
man, did you see the scurpies on the mouth of that thai water bandit?
rare disease consisting of huge red b-mps on and surrounding the bagina. can be transmitted through s-xual contact and/or kissing.
after a fun night with a random hooker, dewey developed scurpies.
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