Scurviture


something is very wrong seek medical attention
vast scurviture is a birth defect
when the erect male p-n-s is not straight, and therefore curves either down, up, left, or right. this is known as a scurvy p-n-s
“hey michael, are you tappin that chick?”

“ya! and she loves my scurviture!”

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