sure everyone wants to bang a hot mom, but let’s all be honest, it’s much easier and less time restrictive to tag a s*xy cougar who doesn’t have kids. this is the type of woman who doesn’t have to frantically scramble out the door at the crack of dawn to make her kids breakfast. this beauty will not only relentlessly ride you into the morning light, but will stick around after breakfast, lunch and maybe even dinner for a hearty session of tea bagging, daisy chaining cleveland steaming or whatever other depraved s*xual activities might be on your bucket list for a impromptu five day s*x weekend.
as a p*rnographic genre this will showcase women who are older, hotter, tighter, and up for even crazier activities than milf’s.
person #1- “oh my god got with the hottest cougar last week.”
person #2- “that’s so awesome, i love milf’s!”
person #1- “no dude, she wasn’t a milf, she was a scwilf! she didn’t have any kids so we had s*x for 5 days straight. i think i might have 2nd or 3rd degree burns on my hog. do you know the number of a good dermatologist?”
- internet bangers
a word i heard from triste loko to big lokote. internet banger is when a person over the internet that pertends to be hard like a bad *ss but irl they are lil weenies. big lokote is a internet banger he talks all this trash but triste loko tells him to meet him at his […]
- pop your trunk
to lose your *n*l virginity b: hey, did u have fun on your date yesterday? j: yeah!, things got a little weird though. b: did he pop your trunk? j: yes, my b*tthole hurts really bad
- the ol' five-piece
the act of holding someone down and raping them. the reason this h*llish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a p*n*s. ex: i visited your mom last night and gave her the ol’ five-piece.
another word to describe a f*ggot “hey tony, there’s one of those f*gohlis down on broad street”