Sea Cucumber


a soggy under-water d-ld-.
that’s like saying a sea cuc-mber is like a shark. one is a soggy under-water d-ld-, and the other is a killing machine.
an uncirc-msized p-n-s
tim has a sea cuc-mber.
a b-n-r popped while one is at least 20 feet under water, commonely while scuba diving, snorkling, or swimming with meghan fox.
bob, i think i may have scratched my weiner when i got that seacuc-mber while scubadiving in the bahamas last week.
a man with a thick and (long) c-ck. also may smell like fish due to non-hygenic person.
frank has a sea cuc-mber, its nice, but f-ck it smells!
a long, m-ssive terd that is set afloat in one sitting.
dude, i just launched a huge sea cuc-mber! it was huge!
the disgusting s-xual act of suckling another’s prolapsed colon before it re-enters the body cavity.
jim sea cuc-mbered john.

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