seafood platter eater
a woman whom has sapphic tendencies and doesn’t necessarily identify as lesbian but whom definitely performs c-nn-l-ng-s on other women.
“alice is a real seafood platter eater and no, she doesn’t like going to red lobster either. she likes fur burgers!”
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