seahagg
a mother or mother-in-law that makes the hair on your neck stand up! you get ill when she walks in the room at family gatherings! your only memories of her are thinking of “the perfect accident”
please don’t invite seahagg to christmas please! she will destroy the holiday for everyone!
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