seal clubber


a drink made famous by the caffeine addicted mr. jv. although there is no actual caffeine in the drink, only someone who is hopped up on wayyyy too much caffeine could find this appetizing:

its a simple brew: equal parts apple vodka and grapefruit juice. just pour over ice and hope for the best!
bartender, give me a seal clubber
one of six character cl-sses from the online role playing game kingdom of loathing. seal clubbers depend on muscle to adventure through the game.
player one: i am a seal clubber since my second ascension.

player two: really? were you an accordion theif before that?
total p-ss-es, the disgrace of the kingdom. see kingdom of loathing
nevinryal: “hey, should we let that seal clubber into our clan?”

ur-ssoncrack: “f-xor n0!! s34l clubber5 5ux0r @5s ”
beater of seals. maker of the (seal)club sandwich
“dude! anna is a seal clubber! d=”
“i know, bl–dy norwegians”

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