Seamless 15


similar to “freshman 15;” when a first year investment banking -n-lyst (usually a male) continuously maxes out his firm’s seamlessweb allowance. this, combined with extended periods of sitting in front of a screen, high levels of stress, heavy boozing, and little to no exercise, results in a quick 15-pound weight gain.
-n-lyst 1: “did you see kevin back at christmas? dude got fat!”

-n-lyst 2: “that’s what happens when you order chinese and buy 2 appetizers, 2 entrées, and a dessert every night just because you get to spend $30 on dinner.”

-n-lyst 1: “ahh… the seamless 15.”

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