seanbaby
comedic writer, video game reviewer, columnist for electronic gaming monthly magazine, super friends enthusiast. robotic killing machine (unconfirmed)
known for his open nerdiness and pop culture appreciation but even more for his hilarious mastery of descriptive, -n-logy-driven comedy.
seanbaby is the closest thing to an internet comedic writer g-d.
seanbaby recounting his ex-girlfriend’s reaction to playing aquaman:
“she played it for a few minutes, i -ssume to help understand why i hate my life, and ended up saving an atlantean prisoner. with a flourish, he said “thank you, aquaman!” and swam off. she replied, “you’re welcome, fellow underwater f-g!” then a beat. and then, “this sucks.”
possibly the funniest and most awesomely kick-ss human being ever. writes seanbaby.com, which never updates. still, there are lots of old articles.
seanbaby rocks my face.
the funniest man alive. has much to say on news, video games, and cr-ppy old movies.
seanbaby really kicked -ss with that article about that cr-ppy straight up video.
an 80’s/video game fan who writes for egm about games that suck badly, and a site for everything else.
we can all agree: seanbaby kicks -ss.
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