Search Karate
a compet-tion where people with different types of smartphones race to search the internet to answer a question.
it usually flares up between people full of either iphone or android pride. anyone with a blackberry is left in the dust.
me: hmm. i wonder how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
eliot: “i’ll find out with my iphone.”
matt: “no way, galaxy s4 is better.”
me: “search karate!!”
stevie: “no fair, i have a blackberry 🙁 “
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