Searchportal


a pointless website that you are redirected to when you type a url incorrectly.
jim: “i was trying to get to g–ts-.com and all it gave me was this stupid searchportal thing!”

bill: “no no no, it’s g–ts-.cz. searchportal is just a useless website worth less than even the modern newgrounds.”

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