Seared
to be dissed or tricked
justin: what has two arm, two legs and stays late to clean my room every friday night?
tony: i don’t know, what?
justin: your mom!
justin: seared b-tch.
when an attractive female ditches you on a date.
oh man, last night was horrible. julie seared me after half an hour!
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