seat protector
a large rounded piece of tissue paper that is designed to be placed over a toilet seat to protect the sh-tter from “germs” that may be residing there. the rounded section lies on top of the toilet seat (thus creating the essential b-ttock-porcelain barrier) while a cutout center flap hangs down into the toilet causing the entire paper to be sucked into the toilet when it is flushed. seat protectors are typically contained in a dispenser on the wall of a public bathroom stall in such venues as airports and offices.
note that the b-ttock-porcelain barrier provided by the seat protector creates a false sense of security since someone else’s bodily fluid on the toilet seat can leak right through the s.p.’s thin, porous surface. i doubt germs are foiled either.
toilet user: d-mn these seat protectors! i can’t get one out of the dispenser without ripping it!
toilet user: ugh! who keeps using 20 seat protectors at a time and clogging the handicap stall?
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