Seattle Sandwich
when a man pees on a slice of bread and sh-ts on another slice of bread and puts them together. he then force feeds it to a woman.
microwaving is also acceptable but may delay the gratification.
i made a seattle sandwich for my wife last night, but she didnt like it…. i should’ve warmed it up, huh?
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