seattle splatter


when a person hangs from a chandelier and drops a m-ssive dump onto someone’s chest waiting patiently below
person1: “you ready down there?”
person2: “bring it on!!!”
person1: “geronimo!!!!”
person2: “good g-d! that was one h-ll of a seattle splatter! it’s f-cking everywhere!!”

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