Seattle Swashbuckler
when a male tightens a belt as much as possible around a girl’s neck, making it impossible to swallow. he then pours a scolding hot pumpkin spice latte down her throat, burning it. after which he -j-c-l-t-s into her mouth and loosens the belt so she swallows a nice mixture of saliva, s-m-n, and pumpkin spice latte.
guy 1: “hey man i totally gave this girl the hottest seattle swashbuckler last night, no pun intended”
guy 2: “d-mn man! that’s instant street cred!”
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