Seb Scale


a way of rating girls,
1. dont even think about it (way too hot)
2. fillet
3. rude
4. dad (as in ‘the daddy’)
5. dont even see her (normal women)
6. oh well, shes f-cked
7. gert (mostly for fat birds but can be used otherwise)
8. spandoo (?)
9. may as well kill myself
seb scale example
brad: ‘what do you think of barry’s new misses?’
derrick: ‘man, she was rude!’
brad: ‘nah more of a dad i’d say’
jacobs: ‘to be honest i didn’t really see her’
brad: ‘shut up jacobs’

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