second hand gay is when your girlfriend tries to kiss you after giving you a bl*wj*b. second hand gay will only apply to you if you actually kiss her back.
noah: my girlfriend sucked my d*ck last night and tried to kiss me.
john: please don’t tell me you actually kissed her!
noah: yea i did. whats wrong with that?
john: dude thats second hand gay!
a fusion of aids and cancer. that guy is so stupid man! ya, he got craibs in his head.
- jj fever
when a girls p*ssy is so good, that you will do or say anything just to get it. danny: courtney’s is so fine, id kill just to get that p*ssy. cody: d*mn man, sound like you got a case of the jj fever.
a word you say if you wanna sound like a s*xy *ss indian “aahhhhh so happy i maid friends with a new person good gupenhagan” “i got 100 on my science test holy gupenhagan” “my new friend from gupenhagan is vladyslav schevconoiv”
- intelligence slap
intelligence slap: when someone says something idiotic and it warrants a good slap for their genuine stupidity. “my c*ck is 25 ft long.” *slap* “what the h*ll was that?” “it was an intelligence slap, you’re that stupid.”