secondhand pregnancy
noun
when a mother that detests children gets pregnant, and everyone knows she’s going to give that child away more times than one. a person who is too egotistical to give the child up for adoption, for their appearance in society means more than the child’s true coexistence.
“marsha keeps giving her kid to me and everyone in our circle, poor second hand pregnancy.”
“why don’t you take care of your kid? stop twerking in the club before they start noticing this is a secondhand pregnancy.”
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