secret farter


one who dissapointingly to themselves only acheives there best flatulence in private and on their own
man im such a secret farter i only do my best material on my own

Read Also:

  • seller's block

    not being able to sell something; product, item, service, etc. for a long period of time. (can be retail sales or personal ad sales) (similar to a writer’s block, but in relation to sales.) i haven’t been able to sell my ipod on craigslist for 1 month now! i must be having a seller’s block.

  • Self-Statusfying

    the feeling of satisfaction when you’ve updated your status on a social media network. to self-statusfy: the posting of status updates about yourself on any social media network. also: self-statusfied, self-statusfaction “mmmm, i just updated my fb profile with my entire agenda for the day and i feel great! posting details about my life is […]

  • Selling God

    the act of having -n-l s-x with an abstinent person while a priest pays to watch. i was selling g-d when the priest just walked out of the room crying

  • koolaid cooch

    shaven v-g-n-l area often seen in p-rn that looks as if its been soaking in cherry koolaid; cooch exibiting extreme redness. that is some nasty koolaid cooch in that picture.

  • Senator Lincoln Chafee

    a s-xual situation wherein one partner (the one to whom the act is being performed) suddenly considers a change in position, but soon thereafter decides not to and then resumes s-x. it is often characterized by an uncomfortable, bipartisan tension. named after the rhode island senator himself. i was f-ckin’ my girlfriend in the -ss […]


Disclaimer: secret farter definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.