Secret Hot


a person that you don’t realize is attractive either because of the way they dress (like a work uniform) or because of your relationship to them (a boss or blood-relative).
in death to smoochy catherine keener sees edward norton take off his costume and she realizes he is secret hot.

guy #1: did you see jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
guy#2: she’s totally secret hot, these toys-r-us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.

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