secret sex
s-x you don’t want anybody to know about. it has to be kept on the dl because of any number of reasons: you’re embarr-ssed (coyote ugly), you don’t want your boss to know, you’re a cheating b-st-rd and you don’t want to get caught, etc.
“yo, smiles, did you hear that mr. ed and toto are having secret s-x?”
“no way ldog, that isn’t happening!”
“oh, don’t worry, it is. apparently, mr. ed is afraid his boss will find out. as if quatals would give a sh-t!”
when two or more people who are interconnected through mutual social or work acquaintances have s-x and one of the s-xual partners decides that the s-xual encounter must remain secret. secret s-x is damaging to all parties involved.
while sailing the seas of alaska with my parents, i was experiencing the glory of secret s-x with the boat help.
when two or more people who are interconnected through mutual social or work acquaintances have s-x and one of the s-xual partners decides that the s-xual encounter must remain secret. secret s-x is damaging to all parties involved.
while sailing the seas of alaska with my parents, i was experiencing the glory of secret s-x with the boat help.
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