secret slob
an individual whose physical appearance is neat, put-together, fashionable and clean, but keeps his/her place of inhabitance extremely messy.
someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.
negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.
person 1: “whoa, billy always looks so put together- he’s so hot!”
person 2: “no dude, you should see his room, it’s disgusting. he’s a total secret slob.”
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