secretarial assistance
(verb) 1. the offer of services of a s-xual nature toward a work colleague by member of the work secretarial pool;
(verb) 2. the provision of, or -ssistance with, s-xual services from someone who is otherwise employed as a secretary.
person 1: has parkie got a license to drive the bus, or is it just his mates?
person 2: i think it is just his mates. but hey, did you hear parkie got some secretarial -ssistance last night after ten-pin bowling.
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