sectionals


when 2 band kids get together in bed. usually referred to when a “trombone” is inserted into a “french horn”
wil and paige had 2 rounds of sectionals in bed last night
a practice session of one instrument in particular. if you add “bi-” in front of the word, it immediately becomes ambiguous, hot, and often times, hi-larious!
“hey matt, do you have hot bi-sectionals today?”
when you have to sh-t so much that you cannot physically sh-t all of it in one sitting, and need to take a break while the rest of the sh-t queues up in your intestines. the waiting period can be any amount of time between 20 minutes and a couple of hours, and usually the sh-t can be completed in two sections, though it may take three or more with epic sh-ts.
“just a sec guys, i gotta sh-t”
“dammit chris, what the h-ll is wrong with you? you just went to sh-t like 20 minutes ago!”
“sorry boys, after all that sh-tty beer and t-bell last night i gotta take a sectional”

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