sedro wooley
sedro wooley: a b-ttf-ck podunk town just south of the canadian border in washington state. best known for its toothless wh-r-s and drunken rednecks. if you want to get drunk, bang a 300 pound hag and get an std for a souvenir, this vacation hot spot is for you!
sedro wooley: where shaving your beaver is clearly optional
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